Communication Schools

Now that’s true brotherly love.
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I wonder how much they paid for this study.
I think I could have told them that teen pregnancy drops off after 19…
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I guess you don’t have to have two hands to clap.
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The biggest problem with this is as a lawyer,
you have to represent your client to the best of your ability.
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For 250K you could do a national TV spot to advertise this.
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Well if they find any, the Wright Brothers are going to be upset.
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Angelina is going down hill, she used to be hot.
These suspenders just don’t look good on her.
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Now that’s when you know you got a good camouflage paint job.
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Sounds about like most of our govt. meetings.
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If you understand the headline, you probably know
what the article is about without having to read it.
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Yeah, I bet if they raided a doughnut shop
they would find doughnut’s too.
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I bet the writer was working for several hours
to come up with this headline.
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Some people will put anything in an ad.
But you know, its hard to find used headstones.
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Hmm, well I could have done that.
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This reminds me of the joke about the
two person plane that crashed in the graveyard.
They’ve already dug up 30 bodies, but they are
still working through the night to see how many dead there are.
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Makes you wonder which ones were OK and which ones are not.
I’d say for most of our govt. “Thy shall not lie, steal, or cheat” is probably not acceptable.
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That was close, I was just fixing to drink some.
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Makes you wonder how much money he raised.
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Mistress of the universe.
How many marriages has she broke up?
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You have to wonder where it’s improving from
when they can’t spell Mississippi.
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Now I’ve done a lot of yardwork,
but never had to have my own hoolahoop.
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Well aren’t most people still alive hours before they die?
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Yeah, no animals were harmed making that hamburger at the store.
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Most banks I know will show you how to do this anytime,
no appointment necessary.
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If you see someone trying to figure out which is less,
you may want to let them drive away from the store ahead of you.
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Well now we know he’s not the only one.
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You know, I was wondering what it took to be a millionaire.
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I wonder if the cops went out to take this report.
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Great, let me get a big glass of that water.
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Maybe it’s been awhile, you never know.
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